Kings & Prophets, Part 4:
Spit on Absalom’s Monument

The Scripture about Prince Absalom threatening David’s throne.

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Highline Community Church


“If you ever start feeling like you have the craziest family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes [later], you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We’re dang near royalty.’” – Jeff Foxworthy

“Shame and Scandal in the Family,” says the song. Compare David’s humble beginnings to the secrets, lies, and dark ambitions of some of his sons.

Discover the origin of why locals in modern Jerusalem expectorate to express their general displeasure with children rebelling against their parents.

Charles Pope, Bible study leader to the U.S. Congress, once said “Of all the great Patriarchs of the Old Testament, David is among the greatest – warrior and King, composer and conqueror, unifier and organizer, a man after God’s own heart. But, although he brought unity to 12 contentious tribes, his own family was in a ruinous condition.”

Beyond this, we invite you into a unique outlook on intriguing things like why Joab didn’t count the tribe of Benjamin in a census ordered by the king. This is your opportunity with new and fresh perspective to, as David’s Psalm says to his soul, “Put your hope in God.”

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